Although the brain freeze is much more 'popular', real people (with actual souls) experience the cold burn of throat freezing when engulfing too much cold foods, too fast. The 'symptoms' are usually;
-a piercing coldness in your throat
-difficulty breathing
-laughs makes the pain worse.
While drinking cold classic cherry slurpees, the friends (Anti-Soul) and (Real-Soul) experienced a strange sensation.
(Anti-Soul); Ah! My brain!
(Real-Soul); Wtf.
(Anti-Soul); Oh, my head, it's so cold -- must be a brain freeze.
(Real-Soul); Shouldn't it hurt your throat... like... a throat freeze?
(Devil);-Rising from hell- THAT IS HIS PUNISHMENT, TRYING TO ESCAPE MY ETERNAL BURNING SUFFERING BY COOLING HIMSELF, I SHALL MAKE THE PAIN STRAIGHT TO HIS FEEBLE HUMAN MIND!
(Real-Soul); K.
by Anonymous Slurpee July 11, 2008
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A brain freeze for those without a brain. Also known as chest freeze. Not to be confused with Ball Ache.
I get throat freeze when I have a cold drink. Have you had that.

No, I am normal.
by NorthernProphet July 1, 2022
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1. The affect of taking a very cold phallic object past the throat for so long as to freeze the larnyx and induce the same chemical reaction as a 'brain freeze' in the throat.

2. The act of deep-throating ice.
She was sucking on that popsicle so much she swallowed it whole and got throat freeze, Causing me to give her somthing hot to unfreeze it.
by Shaded One May 31, 2005
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